Services
Mai Tai Noir exists to help visionaries, creatives, and brands ditch the box, light it up, and build something no one saw coming.
Title
Box? What box? We design outside of planets, and we’re here to f*ck it up.
WHAT WE CAN DO FOR YOU:
weekend website
Why waste months fumbling around when I can have you live in 48 hours? I start Friday, and by Sunday night, your site is done, ready to show off Monday morning. No endless revisions, no crying over Canva, no excuses. Just a bold, high-end website that screams I actually know what I’m doing.
template customization
Bought the bones? I’ll bring the brilliance.
You grabbed the template, smart move. I’ll strip out the generic, dial up the drama, and style it so hard it looks fully custom.
Website in a week
High-impact. Full site. Just five days.
Need the real deal, real quick? This done-for-you package is perfect for brands that want a custom site that feels editorial, intentional, and client-magnetizing, all delivered in just one week.
ADDITIONAl / à LA CARTE SERVICES
Photoshop Mockup Design (coming soon)
Because screenshots in a camera roll aren’t cutting it. These mockups make your work look expensive, intentional, and impossible to ignore.
Email Design / Email Templates
Your inbox deserves better. Custom templates that look good, feel branded, and actually get opened.
One Page Glow-Up
Your site isn't ugly... it’s just tired. Let’s wake it up with bold edits and a little extra flair.
Don't see what you're looking for? Click here to inquire, and we'll come up with a custom offer just for you.
WHAT WE'RE KNOWN FOR
DESIGN that doesn’t whisper — it snaps.
EDITS so sharp they draw blood.
NO FLUFF. NO CUTESY.
JUST STRATEGY IN STILETTOS.
STORYTELLING that stuns mid-scroll.
“WAIT — who styled your site?”
A PROCESS as savage
as the final product.
WE'll just say it
You Can't Afford to Be Ignored
Same recycled scripts. Same fake flexes. Same crusty “six-figure launch” posts gasping for engagement. Your dream clients? Unbothered. They’ve seen it all — and they’re scrolling right past.
If your brand doesn’t hit like truth and taste like power — it’s invisible.
This is where the cute crap gets cut. We strip it down to what actually makes your brand unforgettable — then wrap it in design that hits like a headline.
Messaging that moves. Strategy that sells.
And visuals that scream, “This brand isn’t here to beg — it’s here to dominate.”
You’ll still sound like you just bolder, badder, and way too loud to overlook. You’ll launch like a threat, sell like a pro, and show up like the storyline everyone’s watching.
This isn’t a website it’s your brand’s rebirth. Built to convert. Built to command. Built to shut the whole scene up.
STARTED
GET
LET'S
Click here to shoot us an inquiry, and let’s build the site that finally does your brand justice..
Instagram
New drops. Unfiltered sass. Zero patience for mid. Follow along or get left behind.
Follow Along
Pinterest
Steal the vibe, but don’t forget who did it first. Strategy. Aesthetic. Straight heat.
Let's Get Inspired
The Shop
Coming in hot. Your fave template? Yeah, it lives here now.
Shop My Templates